"Dial Canine-nine-nine: Dog is rescued by firefighters after trapping head in brick wall"

And no doubt the tax payer now has to pay for his council house to be redecorated as well as picking up the bill for the rescue.

I bet he lives off of full time benefits and has a "disability".

- Steve, Bedford, 4/11/2009 17:52

"Maze of underground caves could be the original site of the ancient Greek Labyrinth"

theres a far better one in Chiselhurst

- nic, herne bay uk, 17/10/2009 2:59

"Murdered under the noses of police: Officers went to victim's home after 999 call... but were turned away by her killer"

She could have picked a more suitable boyfriend in the first place.

- John Thompson, Portadown, 19/10/2009 10:46

"'Wind-down wine' alert: The relaxing glass that is turning working mothers into alcoholics"

It won't be a problem when Sharia Law rules all Britain.

- Rick, Newcastle uk, 19/10/2009 9:10

"Rowan Pelling's sex advice column: I found myself kissing another woman. What do I do now?"

You're probably gay love. Join the dark side and avoid men and thus agony ever again. Just don't expect to have kids.

- Oliver, Bournemouth, Britain, 19/10/2009 7:23

"Are you old enough to own a spoon? Woman asked for ID when buying teaspoons in Tesco"

I stopped shopping at this 'Hitleresque' store over a year ago.

- Tony, Essex, 1/10/2009 22:40

I think if you people had more contact with the world of drug taking, you would have a better appreciation of what young people do with spoons!

- Mike Wilson, Rotherham, United Kingdom, 2/10/2009 10:18

"Hero soldier who lost three limbs in Afghanistan taunted about his disabilities by teenagers"

What do you expect? It is a national past time in England to make fun of amputee Heather Mills. These kids are just following the example set by the public

- KC, New York, 2/10/2009 5:15